Spam’asinine

facebook hello message.pngHave you every wonder what would happen if you played along with a spammer? I did. When a friend’s Facebook account was hacked last year I responded. The spammer sent me a private message that started innocently enough, but the first response told me I wasn’t communicating with the Chris I knew. A transcript of what ensued follows.

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  • 8/18, 7:19pm  (Note: Originally, my friends profile picture and name appeared. FB changed the information when the hacked account was removed.)

     Facebook User

    hello?

  • David P Cantrell

    8/18, 7:21pm

    David P Cantrell

    Hi Chris. How are you

    Facebook User
  • 8/18, 7:22pm

     Facebook User

    I’m doing good as well, and am so happy lately

  • David P Cantrell

    8/18, 7:23pm

     David P Cantrell

    Why is that? Did you find a softer toilet paper?

  • Facebook User

    8/18, 7:25pm

     Facebook User

    I was wondering if you have heard the good news about the 100K USD Cash that Federal Government and World Bank is giving out to some people in the country.

  • David P Cantrell

    8/18, 7:27pm

     David P Cantrell

    No I haven’t.

     Facebook User

    8/18, 7:29pm

     Facebook User

    Oh i thought you heard about it but i saw your name and fb info on the agent list when they came to deliver my 100K USD cash to me and i don’t know if you have got your own money delivered to you?

  • David P Cantrell

    8/18, 7:29pm

     David P Cantrell

    No I haven’t. How does it work?

  • Facebook User

    8/18, 7:32pm

     Facebook User

    Federal Government and World Bank is doing this to reduce unemployment and secure economy stability also eradicate poverty in the country, to help the retired, unemployed, disabled, and to help the whole country and worldwide in general. I got my funds delivered to me with the help of an agent in-charge.. Do you have his Fb contact or Text phone # or email, should i give it to you now?

  • David P Cantrell

    8/18, 7:34pm

     David P Cantrell

    I’m actually with the FBI and I’d like to know your email address, please provide it.

  • Facebook User

    8/18, 7:36pm

     Facebook User

    Susan Carol Schwab is the manager in-charge text them on (980) 262-0771 you can mail them as well worldgrantfunds2015@gmail.com and tell them that you are ready so that they can bring your own money to you at home too

    Susan Carol Schwab is the manager in-charge text them on (980) 262-0771 you can mail them as well worldgrantfunds2015@gmail.com and tell them that you are ready so that they can bring your own money to you at home too (Note: I didn’t repeated the original by mistake.)

  • David P Cantrell

    8/18, 7:37pm

     David P Cantrell

    Thank you so much.

  • Facebook User

    8/18, 7:39pm

     Facebook User

    text them or email them your name that you are among the winner and you ready to claim your now do this now

  • David P Cantrell

    8/18, 7:47pm

     David P Cantrell

    I am not really from the FBI, but I find your proposal silly. If I text them will they cheat me.

  • Facebook User

    8/18, 7:50pm

     Facebook User

    no they cant get you sheeted they will try all their possible best to be honest with you and get your money deliver to your indoor

  • David P Cantrell

    8/18, 7:51pm

     David P Cantrell

    Oh. That’s good to know. Where do you live?

    Facebook User

    8/18, 8:00pm

     Facebook User

    carlifonia

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    The spammer’s command of the English language  lent credibility to his claim of California residency, but no American would say “100K USD.” I’m pretty sure he was lying.

    Before you shake your head at the spammer’s stupidity, give thought to the idea that enough people must fall for the con job to make it worth his while. That prospect is frightening. It’s no wonder Trump is doing well.


     

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Author: David P. Cantrell

I'm a retired baby-boomer enjoying life.

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